Rising comedian Ed Blaze to perform observational set at the Oncenter Complex
Rising comedian Ed Blaze has made a name for himself opening for acts such as Jim Gaffigan and Ralphie May. Read more »
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Upright Citizens Brigade improv group to perform at Syracuse University
Upright Citizens Brigade Tour Company, an improvisational comedy group based in the cities of New York and Los Angeles, is coming to Syracuse University on Friday. Read more »
Cuneo: Columnist details 5 stages of grief after NCAA sanctions
The NCAA came down hard on Syracuse University, laying down on the school a laundry list of sanctions that is worse than actually doing laundry.… Read more »
Cuneo: Columnist discusses Sun's decision to leave Syracuse
After 168 years of service, the Sun is leaving the city of Syracuse. “I think that after a while you just want to shake things… Read more »
Cuneo: Columnist chronicles rise, fall of little league baseball career
Spring training is in the air, and with baseball on the way, I figured I would give you guys a look into the real me.… Read more »
Adam DeVine entertains crowd at Goldstein Auditorium with raunchy jokes
Adam DeVine said he was flattered when a fan told him that he had a tight butthole. “This is where the ‘Pitch Perfect’ fans are… Read more »
Cuneo: Columnist writes alternate monologue for Academy Awards
I’ve got exciting news. Neil Patrick Harris has dropped out of hosting the Academy Awards this Sunday because he’s busy filming “How I Met Your… Read more »
Cuneo: Columnist gives love advice for establishing relationships at SU
As a humor columnist, I know everything about love. Love and laughter are synonymous — it’s why Taylor Swift isn’t funny. I mean, come on,… Read more »
Zamboni Revolution to perform first show of semester
The improv group Zamboni Revolution will perform its first show of the semester Thursday at 8 p.m. in the Arnold M. Grant Auditorium. The hour-long… Read more »
Cuneo: Columnist recounts Katy Perry's Super Bowl performance
On Sunday, millions worldwide turned their eyes toward their phone screens. And when they looked up from those phone screens, they braced themselves for one… Read more »
Cuneo: Columnist begs Carmelo Anthony to come back to SU in open letter
Dear Carmelo, Hey bud, it’s been a while. Hope all is well with the family. Just me again checking in, I swear, this is my… Read more »
Cuneo: Girlfriend essential to making it through Syracuse winter
Humans are like bears. We have hair, eat copious amounts of honey and when it’s wintertime, we are ready to settle down. What makes the… Read more »
Cuneo: Columnist thinks campus food will be limited during apocalypse
We all need food. Food keeps us alive and is the lifeblood of our existence. So brace yourself, as what I’m going to tell you… Read more »
Comedian Nick Griffin headlines at Funny Bone Comedy Club at Destiny USA
Comedian Nick Griffin will be performing at the Funny Bone Comedy Club from Jan 15–18. The show is restricted to those 21 and over, and… Read more »
End of semester prompts questions about change in leadership, lifestyle
Coming back from Thanksgiving is always weird. It’s like Syracuse dangled the tantalizing prospect of finally being able to sleep and then yanked it back,… Read more »
Unkenholz: Thanksgiving break offers time to reconsider annoying aspects of college
As we approach Thanksgiving, we as a university have now gone about 15 weeks without a break. For the longest time, Thanksgiving seemed like a… Read more »
Unkenholz: Columnist picks SA presidential candidate by analyzing critical criteria
It’s the most wonderful time of the year! Starbucks has prematurely brought out everything that could possibly taste like gingerbread, and ice has formed on… Read more »
Unkenholz: Low bank funds haunt columnist at 3 a.m.
It’s about 3 in the morning. And I receive a text message from an unknown number. “Who could it be?” I wonder to myself, while… Read more »
Unkenholz: Columnist to fend off Halloweekend hangover with sunglasses, coffee, turtlenecks
I’ve always felt like I wasn’t celebrating Halloween the right way. But maybe that has something to do with my lack of cool costumes throughout… Read more »
Unkenholz: Lack of sleep causes columnist to reconsider sleep habits during midterms
I miss you. I miss the hours in the afternoon and the long nights we used to spend together. I miss us. No, I’m not… Read more »
Practice healthy habits to avoid judgment, wash hands after using bathroom
It was about 2 a.m., the time between when I eat a midnight snack and a pre-bedtime snack. As I brushed my teeth in my… Read more »
Unkenholz: Near robbery teaches gullible columnist not to fall for scams
I wouldn’t call myself gullible exactly, just a stupid optimist. I still want to believe in the world that’s been laid out in Disney movies.… Read more »
Unkenholz: Kissing Bench curse plagues student searching for quiet space
I have made a monumental discovery. Now when I say monumental, I wouldn’t say it’s on par with the moon landing or Doritos Locos Tacos… Read more »
Student realizes true personalities surface during college years, admits to hipster past
Now, I wouldn’t call myself a geneticist or anything. Although I have seen the various X-Men movies to an absurd degree, so I might have… Read more »
